If i had a pet dragon

If i had a pet dragon i would...


Firstly i would find out if it was friendly. If it was i would keep it for sure,but if it was wild i would go straight to the SPCA,cause i don't want a flying, wild, biting, dangerous, fire breathing dragon in my room! Also i would have no idea what to feed it! Lettuce, spinach or broccoli?But before i would do any of that i would first give it a name! It's hard to tell whether it's a girl or a boy, but i would just go with girl!


Secondly, i would have to wash it everyday in the sink! YUCK! I would also keep it in a box or a cage or something away from my soft toys! But the dragon would be quite a disturbance! How would i do my homework?? When i have free time i would paint it Aqua and Violet, but if it didn't like that i would teach it how to bake brownies and cook lasgna!


Lastly, i would think how did this dragon get here? There must be a Mother i would think.Then all of a sudden, out of the blue a Mother dragon would crash into my room, take her baby and leave me all alone! So i would never keep a dragon again!

But if i did the Mother would come crashing in again! And that's why i would NOT keep a dragon!